Wednesday, March 02, 2011

I dont know why, but I am seeing weird stuff as of late.

A Marine is out here in the middle of the desert. He is board. He decides that he wants a penis piercing. Clearly there not being any piercing parlors around, he shaves down the handle of his toothbrush and trys to pierce his penis from R to L. Needless to say, he fails. Later that day he comes in with a massivly bleeding penis and has managed to disrupt some fairly important anatomy in the process.

This kids is why if you are going to get anything pierced, have a profesional do it. And dont do it with the handle of a tooth brush that you shaved down to a point.


t. said...

Is this a Darwin Award?