Denial

Stupid things that I (or others) have said in a vain attempt at denial:

1) I am not sick. (said with emphasis, even though your in the hospital)
2) I don’t quit. (there is a time to quit, some people(me) need to learn that)
3) We are not lost. (only ever said if someone thinks they are lost)
4) Trust me, I have done this before. (Its self explanatory)
5) NOOO!!! (Note how convincing the caps and ! are)
6) Don’t worry it will be OK. (straight up lies)
7) I don’t care. (really you do, so just say it)